If I was married…
At this very moment…
& my wife was laying next to me,
at this very moment…
Due to my extensive horny-ness…
She’d be one satisfied wife.
Just saying…
Proceed with your tumblin’.
I am That Nigga & I approve this message.
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Fuck yea! I was gonna keep posting it whether they allowed it or not.
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ALL UP IN YO FACE NIGGA, WASSUP!?
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personally i feel like romeo and juliet could have handled the situation better
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THIS IS THE ONLY WOMAN WHO CAN STAND NEXT TO BEYONCE AND STILL BE THE MOST FABULOUS PERSON IN THE ROOM
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